Note: The pictures are pixelated for a reason – and no, they aren’t paedophiles or wanted criminals that we had to censor them because of a Supreme Court Judge told us not to, or the filter. They are only censored because we had to because they go to the same school as I do, and I must not name them… unless you go to the Facebook Group itself.

So weirdly enough, I finally decided to check the notifications panel and see I have been invited to join at least 15 groups. But two caught my attention – the “Metallica shits on Green Day” group and the “If Anything Green Day Shits on Metallica” group. This has been going around my year level for about the past month and I have seen plenty of people trying to gain support for their own faction – if you can describe it.

Yes, its one of those competitions. Those competitions when you can try getting the most users, and its between my friends. Well actually, my friends on the Metallica side, and the other side is their friends. But why the hell did this competition start? Easy. The songs.

It is obvious that Metallica are better. Compare possibly the best two songs of each band, Enter Sandman and American Idiot. I rest my case.

Green Day are clearly one of the most epic bands of all time and as will soon be proven facebook agrees that green day is better!!!!!!!

So where do I stand on this? Neither. Because both efforts are totally crap. I don’t really care if either one is better than the other because I can’t really tell the difference – granted, it could be because I just like music because it sounds good and not by the actual artist. It’s also pretty sad if you think that Green Day vs Metallica is like a battle, because it isn’t. It’s basically “My dick is bigger than your dick” – but instead of the dicks, they are using groups.

So if you are going to convince me to join your sill groups, here’s a little message – go and f**k off!

Now, if your head stuck in that gutter. Better to pull yourself out of it.