Hey all, long time no see. Sorry it has taken this long for me to actually post something, but I had thousands of assessment tasks and had to take care of TECHGEEK.com.au. Also, I should note that we have a part-time contributor, Shane Luckman. He will take care of the gaming section, which needs a bit of expanding since it is the only part of the site that gets less news – even Gadgets get updated sometimes.

Anyway, I’m introducing FCOW; and no, it’s not another website. FCOW stands for “Facebook Crap of the Week”, and I will recount the crap of status messages and updates on my Facebook profile (By the way, you can add me as a friend here). However, I am not going to reveal the identity of some of the people, mainly because of privacy issues and that I cannot really name them unless I have their permission.

Take this for example:

hey girl, like something off a poster..like a gun to my haulster..shes running through my mind everyday.

OK, I’m not going to criticise his spelling, and his grammar; but, it seems that I don’t really want to know that she is like a gun to your head – and last time I checked, that’s a bad thing. Just got to love the crap on Facebook. I would also post photos, but I would have to blur faces and it does take a while – well, not really, but I just can’t give a stuff about doing it.

Another thing Facebook has is that you can read the comments of a friends post, especially those who aren’t your “friends” on Facebook, and it does bring in more crap, mainly because it does show up in my news feed every time I launch Facebook on my browser – and I don’t care if you have plans for the weekend or find that your “sundaiz are on my waiz”. I mean, come on, what the hell does that mean? Below is a comment transcript from someone who said “im bored” – and yes, his grammar is terrible.

Person #1
awww no shit ayes…
i hate sundaiz on my waiz…
too quite…
grrrrr

Person #2
i rekon. Im bored as. But im watching summer heights high so its alrite i just wanna go out but

Person #1
bahahaha no shit ayes…
bahahaha summer height high..
watta funny guy…
lol better than what im doin…
nothing….
lol i wanna head outs too, but cant…
SUNDAI…
grrrrr

Lastly, I leave you with this weird comment timeline from another person’s status message:

Person #1
things that make u go mmmm

Person #2
Animal intestines are pretty good but I guess u cant top sheep brains.

Person #1
agreed.

Person #3
dicks

Person #4
fuck up saen…since wends disd u use dicks….u jeew

Person #3
coz he said things that make you go mmm
and dicks make YOU go mmm dont they ; )

Person #4
bahahaha namhhh they make you go *puts it in my mouth** u jew

Person #3
what do u want me to put in your mouth??? ur always talkin bout wantin meat at school, so u want mine in ur mouth?? : P

Person #4
fukcs off kunt, ifs i wasnt reli tipsy or hwatveaverfs i am, id be muckin you bad trick…bahaha but cheyeah, no ones wants your lil chlode in their mouth…

Person #3
you’ll muckin me bad trick??
wtf does that meann??:S

Person #4
ummmm soriz meant mockins… donts u kno what tricks is???

Person #3
like a magic trick??

Person #4
bahahaha ill explains sum otha times aks me then….truuuu

Person #3
yeaa okay i’ll write it down on my hand so i remember : )

OK, WTF?